Welp...herpes.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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