To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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