"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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