Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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