i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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