David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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