there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
What drink are we having for lunch?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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