When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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