He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
No more Irish car bombs ever.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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