Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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