If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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