VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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