is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
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