he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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