if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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