well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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