There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Randomize
