at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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