Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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