Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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