My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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