i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize