doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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