I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Randomize
