at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
