on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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