u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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