i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
