We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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