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My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?

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She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.

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I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?

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