there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
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