Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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