Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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