fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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