i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
she looked like the before picture.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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