I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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