And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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