So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Randomize
