Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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