Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
You're earring is so big in my mouth
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
