how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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