there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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