what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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