wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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