Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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