Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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