I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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