so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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