Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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