But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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