Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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